Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I'm Shocked!

Shocked! To discover misfeasance in our government!

So now, it turns out, the government is going through a bunch of contortions (read: distortions) to make scientific studies/reports/opinions read the "right" way. I'm shocked! Shocked! To find out that such a thing would go on in this country!
We all like to think, I believe, that scientists and suchlike are selfless seekers after the truth. This definitely falls under the heading of "Good Idea; Too Bad It's Wrong"
Much as I'd like to attribute this to the current administration as yet-another-example of the perfidy of the president and his neo-con-neo-religio-cabinet-without-portfolio; this is not a new story.
Example: In or about 1994 (pretty sure it was '94, but I'm too lazy to look it up). National Marine Fisheries Service (NMFS) biologists were about to release a "Biological Opinion" regarding the impact of the Columbia River dams (18, count 'em 18!) on the river's salmon populations.




Long in the works, and containing the results of years of investigation and observation, the summary of the report concluded that yes, the dams did in fact have an impact on the salmon fisheries. Hardly a surprising result.

{A quote from a Pacific Northwest National Laboratory report:
"This is a fishery biologist's opportunity to provide specifications for use in turbine design," said Duane Neitzel, Pacific Northwest project manager. "Turbines are integral to the operation of hydroelectric dams, but they also can injure fish." Turbine passage can be considered one of the more fatal routes that fish take through hydroelectric dams. Mortality rates range from 4 to 20 percent, depending on factors such as type of turbine and type of fish.}

Also, not the result desired by the Bonneville Power Administration (BPA), or a number of other Columbia River Basin industries who faced some impacts of their own as a potential fallout from this report. Well. If you look at the report today, you will find the conclusion reads that the dams do not have an impact on the salmon fisheries; a conclusion so at odds with common sense, to say nothing of being in utter contradiction to the body of the report - some fifty years of observation and study that it beggars the imagination to understand how such a statement could be inserted.
Here's what happened.
The team of biologists studied the years of census data (salmon census, not people census), analyzed the data, built a model based on the data. Wrote the report, including the data and the analysis. Added a conclusion that said the dams did have an impact.
Sorry, not acceptable. Enter the political appointee. In this case, Western States Director of NMFS

Rollie Schmitten (The Honorable, as he liked to have himself referred to in many many many press releases). He returned the Opinion to the team of biologists. It ended up being a very simple fix, due to the wonders of modern word processing. No need to retype the document. Simply insert "not" between "do" and "have".
Now, this Rollie Schmitten (The Honorable) had previously been a lobbyist for Washington and Oregon lumber companies. He showed such promise in that job that he was hired by the government to represent the interest of the citizens, presumably all the citizens, not just the citizens who happened to own logging rights. The appointing authority?

Then-President Bill Clinton.
With the conclusion that the dams (18 dams!) had no impact on the salmon, the BPA was relieved of any need to further mitigate the effect of dam operations beyond the current operations. It also means that the area industries are, to a degree, inocculated from having to change the way they operate. The cities can continue to light their signs, the farmers can continue to take subsidized water, the aluminum refiners can continue to get cheap electricity. The salmon can continue to be ground into burger by the turbines.
Later that year, President Clinton promoted The Honorable Rollie Schmitten to National Director, National Marine Fisheries Service.
Well done, Rollie!
Oh: About the bioligists who wrote, and then changed the report. Why did they allow this to happen? Simple. They, like most of us, have a degree of economic self-interest. They like to eat pretty much on a regular basis. They have mortgages. They have children to school. They are subject to pressure applied by their employer (read blackmail).



Galileo caved; can you expect greater fortitude from a government employee, be he scientist or accountant or army general?

Thursday, February 10, 2005

What About Justice?

Now that John Ashcroft has left the Department Formerly Known As Justice, Will new Attorney General Roberto (Burning Bamboo Sliver) Gonzalez free


John Ashcroft and Lady Justice
AG Roberto Gonzalez


Classical Lady Justice

Lady Justice from her winding sheet? Literally and figuratively? Did anyone on the Senate Judiciary Committee ask him this at his confirmation hearings? If so, who? If not, why?

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Going Around

Well, the news is filled with stories and photos of Ellen MacArthur, who just completed a solo round-the-world sailing venture, in record time. Much less than 80 days.
Dame Ellen Celebrates
This was not an easy thing to do. It takes a lot of determination, drive, whathaveyou, to be willing to go through the sleep deprivation, the sensory deprivation, the fear. I've been on the water for long periods, and it really isn't a good place to be alone.

Acknowledging all that, I have to say that I have always had a difficult time believing that operating machinery (a hi-tech speed-sailing-yacht, a Formula 1 or Indy car, hydrocarbon-belching dirt bike, etc.) can be classed as a sport. Seems more like a chore to me ---

As well, going in a circle seems non-productive to me. A Formula 1 race consists of cars made up to look like cigarette cartons starting at Point A, proceeding past Point A some number of times, and ending at ... Point A! The idea is to do this faster than the other cigarette cartons. I strongly believe that if I never left Point A to begin with, I would arrive there in very nearly zero elapsed time, thus easily winning the race. And saving a lot of energy in the bargain.

Ellen began some 70-odd days ago in Falmouth, and is today back in Falmouth. What has changed is, of course, that she is now a celebrity. This in spite of her horribly choreographed "spontaneous" victory dance. I can imagine her blushing when she views it on the to-be-often-repeated-on-BBC film clips. A celebrity! Is it at all possible that celebrity, rather than accomplishment, was her goal from the getgo? You think? There is today (probably always has been) a considerable human wish to be famous. Rich, too. Today, we are able to pursue celebrity far more easily than before. Wierd and wonderful TeeVee shows enable us to become famous overnight, in return merely for spending a few days in a box filled with scorpions, or somesuch heroic stupid endeavor. I guess, thinking about it, I'd really rather sail in a circle around the world than sit in a box full of scorpions. Or appear on a TeeVee show that encouraged such kinds of activity.

So, congratulations Dame Ellen! Hope the aftermath isn't too much of a letdown.