Searching for Bobby Fisher

I feel ever so much safer now that the notorious chess terrorist Bobby Fisher is to be returned in irons to the United States. His career as a rogue chessplayer is now over. Never again will he terrorize the Balkans with his Ruy Lopez. His capture must be a great relief to Tom Ridge , too. He can now rest easier at night, knowing he has done his job well, and made good use of the tax dollars he has been entrusted with.
Now, if we can just get that Charlie Jenkins army deserter guy, and punish him for having spent the last 39 years in North Korea, living the easy life in that gardenlike nation. I am sure that with enough time, effort, and money, the U.S. Army can manage to take custody of him and return him, also, to justice in the U.S.A.