Fun In The News

People have been saying for a while (me among them), that nobody in the present administration can be trusted with firearms. As soon as Bush, or Rumsfeld, or, of course, Dick Cheney has a weapon available, you can be sure it is gonna be used!
So now, the headline is that the victim of the Veeps assault is "Very Stable". I am really thinking that this is one of those compare-and-contrast essays. Very stable, that is, compared to his assailant. I wonder what the man said to cause the Veep to blast him? "I think you should stop attacking other countries for no reason." perhaps. Or something like that.

Also in the news, "Condi Rice fears that things may get out of control." Oh-Thank-God. Here I was thinking things already were out of hand. But if Dr. Rice (a sort of distaff Dr. Strangelove, if anyone could be) is able to deal with the situation, things are sure to be okay.