Iran-0-Phobia...

With all the worry about Iran and nuclear weapons (I
think that we will have more megatonnes than them for the
forseeable future), I have an idea. Instead of
spending a trillion dollars (that's $1,000,000,000,000) attacking Iran, why don't
we just give them a trillion dollars to stop doing
whatever it is that worries us. I have to admit, I'm
really not sure what that is, but Condi Rice really
displays a furrowed brow these days.
Bribery, you say? I say, it seems to work pretty well
for our government, so why wouldn't it work for their
government too?