In An Amazing Development...

... Crypto-Republican

Joe Lieberman

announces, in his crypto-message manner "I'm Running For Vice!"
Yes, we know Joe, you're really a "Moderate Democrat" at heart. It's all those bleeding heart liberals, like your former running-mate and stepping-stone-to-the-White-House,


Al Gore
(in his slimmer political fighting trim days);
and former Democratic candidate for your Senate seat


Ned Lamont
Who are causing the problems in this country. The nay-sayers are balking at those obvious steps we have to take to make this country secure. The same actions that, over time, are certain to provide secure borders and a prosperous future for Israel, for example. That is to say; Bomb Iran! And any other country that seems to pose an impediment to the Imperial Republic of America. Just because it hasn't worked so far is no proof that the next bombing run won't fix everything to our entire satisfaction. If not that bomb, then perhaps the next one. News Bulletin: Your Ability To Control Events Is Much Less Than You Imagine! Those @#$% people will persist in disobeying your every wish.

Yes,

hoping to catch the attention of potential Potomac Fever infected and now neo-Independent rich guy New York Mayor



Michael Bloomberg;

Joe (Ain't God Great!) Lieberman announces he is of a naturally independent mind about the presidential possibles in '08. Heck, he might even vote for an independent candidate! Give the man this; he is certainly an optimist! About as toxic a politician as there is, outside the White House, it's completely certain that nobody is going to seek out Lieberman for a running mate. More likely, they'll be lining up to pay him off to NOT endorse them!