What Am I Missing?

I heard this morning that President Bush, not a deep thinker, I am beginning to think, is proposing a modification to his storied Energy Plan.. In order to "reduce dependence on foreign energy sources", the addition to the old plan is as follows:

A.

Build oil refineries on empty military bases.

B.

Import more oil for the refineries to process.

With thinking like this, it is no wonder that the administration has been fighting the courts for years (courts full of unchristian activist judges, no doubt) to keep the identity of the contributors to the original "Plan" secret.

As a way to reduce dependence on foreign oil suppliers, this kind of proposal ranks right up there with Richard Nixon's "Secret Plan To End The War".