Than Yours!
Yes! Thrusting proudly above the Chicago skyline, the Spire, the worlds biggest penis, some 2000 feet tall, has a planned 2011 opening date. If you hurry, you can become the proud owner of the glans for only $40,000,000.00.
As phallic symbols go, the Twisted Penis puts the tomb of Mumtaz Mahal, set about with as many as a score of penises, in the shade. Yes, the Spire is bigger than all the penises of Shah Jahan's Taj Mahal combined. We may be willing to outsource many things to India, but we will definitely not give up our claim to leadership in the (ahem) manhood category.
If you act quickly, you can, in the not-too-distant future, proudly say: I'm the biggest dick in the world!
As phallic symbols go, the Twisted Penis puts the tomb of Mumtaz Mahal, set about with as many as a score of penises, in the shade. Yes, the Spire is bigger than all the penises of Shah Jahan's Taj Mahal combined. We may be willing to outsource many things to India, but we will definitely not give up our claim to leadership in the (ahem) manhood category.
If you act quickly, you can, in the not-too-distant future, proudly say: I'm the biggest dick in the world!
1 comment:
Wow...for thousands of years, man has built great architectural wonders, 99% of which are phallic in nature. Coincidence? I think not!
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