Proving...

That not all the idiots are in Kansas: "On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head." Mr. Hellyer went on to say, 'I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something.'"
Perhaps it's not that Mr. Hellyer is an idiot; perhaps it's just the natural ageing process. Or, perhaps he was once abducted and probed. That can affect the mind. Just ask any of the apparently millions of people, most of them seemingly living in New Mexico or Abu Graib prison, who have been subjected to that unpleasant procedure.
Or, as a friend of mine once said - As we all know, a complete lack of evidence is proof that the conspiracy is working.
There is something here though; I'd be willing to bet that if there were wierd little alien beings flying around in old pietins, George W. Bush's response would be to "bring-em-on".