Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Chiefest

Characteristic of the American Voter appears to be the ability (not an uncommon ability, I suppose) to reach mutually contradictory conclusions simultaneously.

Case In Point:

Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin

Had SEX outside of marriage! We're Proud Of Them


John Edwards and Reille Hunter

Had SEX outside of marriage! That's Disgusting!

Have to remember, however, that the Edwards/Hunter assignation didn't involve either a bastard or a proposed wedding. Very different circumstances, indeed!
I guess when you come right down to it, The Sin Of Fornication is only conditionally a mortal one.

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